You know, there's a lot of misinformation about drugs floating around, much of which is based on myths that have since been refuted. Yet we've all "learned" these myths as facts, even though experience and/or scientific studies have proven contrary to what we've been told...
Anyway, I, for one, think the world could use more bullshit. Therefore, I have written up a Drug Misinformation Mad Lib. Have your friends (or you) come up with words to fill in the blanks, then complete the paragraph below with the words they come up with. Use the resulting paragraph to see how many people you can "educate"!
1. adjective: ______
2. plural noun: ________
3. adjective: _______
4. nonsense word: ______
5. plural noun: ______
6.. verb ending in -ing: _______
7. adjective: _______
8. noun: _____
9. nonsense word: _____
10. name of a plant: _____
11. verb ending in -ed: _____
12. adverb: _____
13. noun: _____
14. adjective: _____
15. an emotion: ______
16. location: _____
17. undesirable occurrence: _____
18. number: ____
19. verb ending in -ing: ____
20. adverb: _____
21. adjective: _____
22. verb ending in -ing: ____
23. verb: ____
24. noun: ____
Drugs are a (1._____ ) problem in our (2. ______ ). Some of the most (3. ______ ) drugs are marijuana, cocaine, MDMA, and (4. _____). Recently, more and more young (5. _____) have been (6. _____) (7.______) drugs that are only legal when recommended by a (8. _____).
Marijuana, or (9._____), comes from the plant (10. _____) and is smoked or (11. _____). Cocaine is a (12. _____) addictive drug. It is sold as (13. _____), or in a (14. _____) form called crack. MDMA, or (15. _____), is most often used at (16. _____) and has resulted in the (17. _____) of (18. ____) people this year. Among the dangers of (4.____) is the user's tendency of (19. _____) (20. ____). It is very easy to become (21. ____) when using (4. ____). If you or a friend begin (22. ____) drugs, you should (23. _____) the nearest (24. _____) as soon as possible.
If you actually do this, post it as a comment so we can all chuckle. If you don't actually do this... you're missing out, man.
6 comments:
Drugs are a sweet problem in our neocons in Washington. Some of the most fearful drugs are marijuana, cocaine, MDMA, and diddly do. Recently, more and more young games have been chomping dark drugs that are only legal when recommended by a heart.
Marijuana, or fiddle faddle, comes from the plant pachasandra and is smoked or droned. Cocaine is a mellowly addictive drug. It is sold as bottle, or in a greenish form called crack. MDMA, or love is most often used at Sweet Jane’s and has resulted in the broken bones of 54 people this year. Among the dangers of diddly do is the user's tendency of singing bluely. It is very easy to become tart when using diddly do. If you or a friend begin loving drugs, you should bellow the nearest earring as soon as possible.
Eh, sometimes they are good. other times...well you know.
Ahem. Here I go:
Drugs are a spectacular problem in our frogs. Some of the most scintillating drugs are marijuana, cocaine, MDMA, and Meedlymee. Recently, more and more young socks have been singing brown drugs that are only legal when recommended by a purse. Marijuana, or Awesomepants, comes from the plant Tiger lily and is smoked or decimated. Cocaine is a plainly addictive drug. It is sold as fork, or in a passionate form called crack. MDMA, or Anxiety, is most often used at the bowling alley and has resulted in the premature ejaculation of 420 people this year. Among the dangers of Meedlymee is the user's tendency of snapping uncontrollably. It is easy to become needless when using Meedlymee. If you or a friend begin water skiing drugs, you should thank the nearest telephone as soon as possible.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! This was good. Let me know if I can post this on my blog at myspace.com/ghettowhitelady. Here is what my son and I came up with together. Thank you for putting this up.
Best way to keep a kid clean is with the truth. Nothing less will do. Kids know when an adult bulls**ts them.
1. hairy 2. bushes 3. funky 4. hungren 5. lamps
6. drinking 7. loud 8. house 9. peegree 10 carrots 11 jumped 12 up 13 boy 14 crashing
15 love 16 town 17 childbirth 18 100
19 picking 20. back 21 sleepy 22 snoring
23 horny 24 The White House
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! Thank you for posting something so fun. ROFLCSMAO at the other posts!
Please do re-post anything from this blog - just make sure you link back to the blog, or the post itself. I'm glad you liked it.
Not a problem hon. Thanks again.
I can't believe I actually did this. Wait, no, I totally can
Drugs are a gooey problem in our gnomes. Some of the most exciting drugs are marijuana, cocaine, MDMA, and boof. Recently, more and more young toenails have been throwing furry drugs that are only legal when recommended by a hippo.
Marijuana, or Supercalifragilistic, comes from the plant Poison Ivy and is smoked or farted. Cocaine is a gently addictive drug. It is sold as bazooka, or in a shiny form called crack. MDMA, or horny, is most often used at port-a-pots and has resulted in the falling into port-a-pots of three million and two people this year. Among the dangers of skipping is the user's tendency of skipping forcefully. It is very easy to become sparkly when using boof. If you or a friend begin poking drugs, you should squeeze the nearest pimple as soon as possible.
ahahaha
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